Nena had a friend over last night(and her friend's boyfriend) and the guy was okay, but the girl (I believe her name was Brittany) was such a fucking "good girl."

I hated that.

The girl is trying to tell me that she has orgasms (the only time she' ever had them) when having pure little princess sex with her boyfriend. Okay honey, he's not even black! There has gotta be some clitoral stimulation SOMEWHERE! She hates vibrators, and says they are gross...she'd never use one.

Whatever, okay. So oral sex & an orgasam? Okay. Fingering, & an orgasam? Sure, as long as he's touching your clit, sweetie. But she says that she has orgasams from plain old Johnny and the Appleseed sex! Bullshit.

I'm sorry.

It wasn't so much that a girl can't have one during sex, but it's that there must be clitoral stimulation during sex for the orgasam to occur (i/e: pelvic bone and clit, fingers and clit, vibrator and clit.) I know what I'm talking about. I've had more sex than this girl can imagine. I hate it when people try and argue with me about this.

You know, maybe there are some miraculous women out there who can have vaginal orgasams without clitoral stimulation, or maybe they just SAY they do.

When you have pimple faced Billy huffing and puffing while "fucking your brains out" and he's looking down at you with those big pouty eyes thinking, "Aren't you going to cum?" You just start faking away. Why? Because you "love" little Billy, and wouldn't want to hurt the inch of manhood that he's just begun to grow. Then Billy sees you "cumming" and thinks "Hey, this is how I get a girl to cum." Why??? Because you LIED. Now you are going to have to fake it every time, or Billy is going to have low sex-esteem. And he's going to have sex with other girls this way, expecting these other girls to "cum" from the same plain-jane sex. And those girls could be uneducated virgins, and are thinking that something is wrong with them, because they aren't having an orgasam. What a crock of shit.

Some women can't even cum from clitoral stimulation alone. That I am more than willing to understand. Hence the invention of the vibrator, the dildo, and the all holy butt-plug. There is nothing I respect more than a good whole-some and honest orgasam. It's not always full body, or muscle strainig, or even bone wrentching. But damn, it feels good.

And guys... how do you know your gal is a faker? Well...truly, ya don't. (unless she's one hell of a bad actress.) I overheard a few guys talking this one time. They said that you could tell if a girl was faking if her vaginal muscles didn't clench when she came. I tested this theory. You vagina doesn't always "clench" when you cum (from my experience) and with even the slightest bit of movement from your Pelvic floor muscles, that boy isn't gunna know the difference.

What are the reasons for faking it anyway? Besides the all powerful guilt? Maybe we're tired. Maybe we're just not that horny. Who knows. Maybe you should just see what happens when you don't fake it. Frank-Bob-Fred might just be suprised, and try even harder. He might think that his Joe-Shmoe moves are a thing of the past and he must grasp to the new reality that it's time to pay a little more attention the old clitoral area. Hey, if he doesn't know where it is (as in my experience...wink, wink... the younger they are, the less they know.) SHOW him.

Or just masterbate in front of them, give yourself a mind blowing orgasam right in his face. Trust me, he won't forget where your clit is, or what it does to you.

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