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My boyfriend touches himself.
written @ 12:52 p.m. on June 27, 2003

Just when you think that your sex life is starting to get better, you find out that your boyfriends been jerking off again. I almost think he has a mental disorder, you know, the ones where you are atracted to yourself so much that you can't stop touching yourself. Maybe I should lace the lube with superglue. Hee hee. One thing that bothers me... he used my DVD player to watch his porn. God. That pisses me off. Uuuuh. I don't expect any of you to understand my phobia of porn, or how I wish my boyfriends wore chastity belts that I only had the keys too. He's 33. Not 12. You think that he's be past that gross "i touch myself" stage. A little more mature. Nah. Hell... he's refundable. I'll take him back to the store and get a newer model. Hell. Maybe an older one. I'll fuck some 75 year old who's on his death bed, get him to marry me, and take him for everything he has when he dies. Damn I'm good. Hell, I probably don't have to fuck him, just a hand job or a little cock-suck and he'd be fine. god. I'm gross. If any of you see a hot 75 year old guy though, give him my number. damn.

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